Slabtano Beerbelli

An agender satanic Spanish demigod reprobate persisting in the sex dungeons of Dunvegan Castle. Despite their primary adobe containing an pungent air of masochism and Doc Marten's AirWair Shoe Polish, their testicular region is best described as an utter depravity cavity. However, this proves useful for traffiking face moisturiser in from their homeland of Colombia, West Broadford. In 1957, they collaborated on a YouTube vlog with Escablo Pablogar, the infamous blimp. Their favourite food is Eminem, the famous German whisky brand. Is a proud member of the GDA (Ghandi Depreciaton Association) and potentially the zodiac killer, however, further citation is needed. Can often be found deep within the hallowed fallace of Ninn Foakes, just outside Sleat, Mexico.

Despite their apparent and persistant abstinance due to their depravity cavity, they have been known to perform coitus to their friends' sisters.

Quite attractive.

"Man, you're such a Slabtano Beerbelli."
"Oui."

by Binn Soakes September 17, 2018

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Crack Scabs

Scabs you get on your face from doing a GANG of crack, then picking at them because you did a GANG of crack.

Joey has a GANG of crack scabs because he picks at his crack face, because he smoked a GANG of crack.

by Tehshunz December 21, 2009

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slab

a really cute child under the age of 7 or an adorable puppy.

that dog is such a slab of meat the way he is prancing around the park.

by nach0 cheEsEeEe January 8, 2007

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slab

pussy, a word used mainly in the appalachian mountains

"I'm gonna get me some slab tonight."
"Oh, just make sure its not with Loretta, i heard she got the clap."

by crackiechan bluh May 26, 2009

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candy slab

A brick of cocaine. Term used in the song "Picture Perfect Feat. Bun B" from Chamillion album.

"you see my slab, you see my candy slab, picture perfect nigga you should take a photograph" - Picture Perfect Feat. Bun B, Chamillion

by Will O May 25, 2006

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scabs

People you consider your friends but you know are raunchy bitches; people you can depend on even though you are all going to Hell; Someone you'd do anything for, i.e. eat their scab.

Those who eat scabs together, stay together.

by inocleanpoopy July 9, 2011

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