Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017

Ella Simpson

fucking weird as Horse Girl. normally blonde and a fucking retard. Likes correcting grammar for no reason and has an annoyingly obnoxious laugh.

fuck that girl is an Ella Simpson. She keeps running around neighing and shit

by yung boney April 23, 2020

Domer Simpson

When you are receiving impeccable dome and you cannot control your uckface that you scream "HOLY COW THIS IS SOME INSANELY DOPE DOMER SIMPSON"

(the gif is me after receiving mundane domer)

Thank god i linked up with fatima and marge last night they gave me insane Domer Simpson

by UckFaceReciever March 27, 2023

oscar simpson

Some mong in physics. who can barely speak/read English.
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion

Tom: that oscar simpson is so sexy but is so stupid
Kelly: no only boys like him

Teacher: eh eh

by hgfdjhgjkldzfhgokj;dsafhgihqds May 2, 2018

David simpson

My Roblox account is unpickleable64

David simpson

by Unpickleable64 April 1, 2022

Homer simpson

well how could you not live this fat meat eating obese being who is an alcoholic who loves everyone! Besides stupid Flanders. Screw Marge! Homer is mine.

whos Homer Simpson and what’s the deal with this guy?

Homer Simpson is the worlds best character

by homersimpsonswife ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 10, 2022

Homer Simpson

dumbest yet luckiest man alive

I just pulled a Homer Simpson

by fmike100 December 6, 2019