Sheffield Shagpile

You and your partner dabble in a spot of anal, only for the receiving party to let rip and spray shit all over the giver.

The giver is then so disgusted by the taste of shit that they throw up into the hair of the receiver, ensuring that it drips down onto the bed and ideally the carpet.

Oli had a bad curry and whilst mid throws with Ben and farted. Ben was covered in shit and threw up in Oli's hair, and they had a Sheffield Shagpile on their hands. Not sure if Oli then partook in a Sheffield SickPie.

by KJK72 July 31, 2008

shift

1) To move an object to another location.

2) A key on a computer or typewriter keyboard.

1) He shifted the boxes to the other warehouse.

2) My shift key is broken.

by topcat October 26, 2004

shift

when getting arrested by police

i got shift yesteday by feds

by pookie April 1, 2005

ctrl shift qq

when you go to log someone out of their computer and shut it off just to annoy them.

Jimmy: Hey John
John: What?
Jimmy: Look over there!
John: Where?!
Jimmy: *ctrl shift qq*
John: I hate you

by urmumizgae December 6, 2018

shaff

When you slide the back of your hand across your hairline or upper lip then flick out your index and middle fingers towards the person who did something stupid.

That was such a fail he deserves a shaff!

by Namor9196 December 18, 2009

gear shift

A sexual act where a women grips a mans penis and moves it in the same way one moves the gear shift on a manual transmission car.

"Yo, diane surprised me with a gear shift last night, blew my load everywhere!"

by Cyanideaddict March 17, 2015

Power Shift

On a manual transmission car, power shifting is when you shift gears without using the clutch - waiting for just the right RPM, and then slamming the stick from one gear to the next.

Power shifting is advantageous if done correctly because you change gears without spending any time clutched in - during which time your car normally cannot accelerate.

"Dude that guy can power shift really good, if you race him, you'll get owned."

"... Yeah but I heard he's on this third tranny now."

by asfsafasf asf asef asef ase October 24, 2008