SHARDNETIC

someone who does not get any bitches and has 0 friends. he is extremely useless and tryhards minecraft all day

stop being a shardnetic rey dumbass.

by cringey cock June 1, 2022

Shardify

Adjective to describe a girl that is dressed up and looks really good. Mostly to go with the baddie aesthetic.

Damn, that hot mamma got all shardified for tonight!

You look like u gave yourself a major shardify today Timmy!

by shartbutt69420420 September 20, 2022

shariod

when it’s a mix of shit and your period and best of all, a fart.

“yo that girl has a shariod stain!!!!”

by 7019ekoorb September 22, 2022

Shardonnay

Slang used to avoid saying meth amphetamine around an unsuspecting public.
It refers to meth appearing to be SHARDS of broken glass.
Pronounced as" Chardonnay " the soccer mom energy drink.

Tweeker 1: Where can we get some Shardonnay? I think I got $30, plus we can click some stolen camping gear.

Tweeter Too: I can get an 8 ball over by AmPm for $40, I'll cover the $10 because I'm tired of watching u steal ur mom's stuff for dope.
Tweeter 1: Technically I peeled ur storage for the camping gear, so it's not stealing .

Tweeter too: the contrary, arctually being the truth...

by GeniusJunior October 9, 2022

shard

(Homograph) The opposite, and a more family-friendly version of the s-word.

Person 1: Let's go to Washington D.C., shall we?
Person 2: Oh come on, I need to take a shard.

by ManuelToTheGroundLevel October 24, 2022

Sarod

Despite being well known and beautiful on the inside and out, Sarod doesn't get much recognition. Besides being a loving caretaker, and trustworthy, they also give good advice, but they must take it themselves.

Sarod was a Total badass today in class!

Hey.... There's Sarod. That cool kid.

There sooooo great, they have to be a Sarod

by Jackson,Mississippi.+ November 30, 2022

Shard

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.

I sharded in my pants.

by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 4, 2022