The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie
by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010

by ken July 7, 2004

by gangsstashanker October 2, 2010

getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.
e-shanked>pwned>owned
e-shanked>pwned>owned
by karl g January 8, 2008

Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.
by Rianon May 6, 2018

(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.
Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.
Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.
by Death-Row Lifer August 17, 2010

by imanidiot April 24, 2003
