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Turtle Shelling 

V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.
Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.

Dude 2: I got it.

Dude 1: Give it here.

Dude 2: What are you doing with it?

Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.

Dude 2: Nice, go go go.
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smelling the glove

When you put a beer in your glove, so as to not be seen drinking a delicious beverage by Ski Patrol
No, sir, Im not drinking a beer, I'm just smelling the glove
smelling the glove by Deesnuts April 26, 2014

spelling 

A word that makes letters through in the word.
A Guy: Hey, what is the spelling of apple?
You: A P P L E.
A Guy: Oh, thanks.
spelling by EveryTimesNow April 19, 2017

this spelling does not do the justice of meaning. 

A happy shrugging emoji that is often used by memers
Person 1: oh no not that thing that does the thing.
Person 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 1: why you gotta be that way.
Person 2:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(this spelling does not do the justice of meaning.)

alfie snelling

Alfie snelling is a fat German boy with autism. Prob gay. 15. Likes anime dark souls and dbxv2
alfie snelling by The big smart January 6, 2019

soreness, swelling and redness

soreness, swelling and redness.
soreness, swelling and redness.

spelling 

The ideal way to piss off angsty haters.
Cool guy: so u and me should go smoke a joint. up for it?
Butthurt guy: FUCK YOU. IT's YOU. AND IT'S YOU AND I, NOT YOU AND ME.
Cool guy: dude if u don't wanna smoke, its cool. i don't judge.
Butthurt guy: IT'S IT'S IT'S NOT ITS
Cool guy: haha bro i love tits too man.

(Cool guy doesn't give a fuck about spelling)
spelling by pseyoudonym July 8, 2011