Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves

Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy

by va11eyofdo11s December 8, 2018

open-secret

A secret that everybody knows

Kaylee:Hey Abdul, wanna know a secret?
Abdul: I know, everybody knows your secret, just except that it’s an open-secret

by 🦈 March 4, 2021

Secret chum

Adrian's very secret chum with very special Junglejuice

Omg have you tried adrian's secret chum it's so good

by Sheikhar_bhuti February 17, 2022

secret simp

Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol

Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.

by Mugiwara no Ichi April 5, 2021

Secret Jetski

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.

Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!

by Sgo hills July 21, 2021

Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.

Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.

by Margor the Great June 13, 2015

Secret Punch

Calling someone over to hear a secret and punching them in the stomach.

You hide your already clenched fist under a table and have them lean in to hear your juicy secret. Then you punch them in the jijutum and say, "secret punch"

Ronald secret punched Yan in the jijutum and made him puke everywhere.

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011