scrotum buffer

One who practices the fine art of fellatio. Similar to cock buffer. Usually describes 'omo's.
Gee, Bill, I can't believe you wolfed Bob's knob. You're a real scrotum buffer.
by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005
mugGet the scrotum buffermug.

old scrotum

A wrinkled, but faithful old family retainer
“I say, Sir John, who is that ancient fellow in yonder field? “
“Why, that’s Old Scrotum, our family’s most faithful wrinkled retainer
by Buzetti of Lilliput December 9, 2020
mugGet the old scrotummug.

Scrotum Kisses

When two gays fuck, and their balls slap each other.
"Damn, Jesse fucked me so hard last night he gave me scrotum kisses..."
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole December 9, 2020
mugGet the Scrotum Kissesmug.

scrotum surcharge

The additional fees a man must face when purchasing items most noteably clothing articles.

Also can be recognized as the pecker premium price.
"Look at this T-shirt for ladies, hmm same design as the men's shirt, $4 less than the men's shirt."

"Oh! Look at this hoodie $100 for it and the male version is $120"

"Yes welcome to the real world fuckwad you have been outright sacked, hit hard with the scrotum surcharge.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023
mugGet the scrotum surchargemug.

Scrotum weasel

A weasel that hides in the scrotum of a man
Women the heck is on yo sac

Man weasel

Second women scrotum weasel?
by Two ton scrotum July 25, 2011
mugGet the Scrotum weaselmug.
When someone's face is bult exactly like a scrotum
YO WHY HAS XAVIER GOT A FUCKIN SCROTUM FOR A FUCKIN HEAD
by Jaydenwalpert February 24, 2025
mugGet the scrotum for a fuckin headmug.

Scrotum Pole

Tote your scrotums wherever you totem.
"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023
mugGet the Scrotum Polemug.

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