scram jones

ugly person. someone that once you see them, you want to leave... immediately

Damn, when I went to go see that guy from the partyline, he was straight scram jones case.. for real!

by Kia April 19, 2005

scram jones

Scram Jones n, adj.

1) A straight up hoe
2) A dirty slut that tries to get with you and all your friends
3) A girl that is straight up busted. Usually suffering from butterface, obesity, or shovel-syndrome.

Dude 1: You're hanging out with her?
Dude 2: Ya.. why
Dude 3: That girl is straight up scram jones.

Girl: Hey boo,
Playa: Get off my nuts, scram jones

Playa: Yous a scram jones!

by Mikey J in the 508 March 9, 2007

Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

scrambled ovary

The act of cracking eggs into a females vagina and then getting a dildo and scrambling the eggs. Once scrambled you eat the girl out along with the eggs.

Dylan gave Bronte a scrambled ovarys and loved it, best eggs ever!

by Dylan kirby August 6, 2010

scram

the only word the Vermicious Knids know.

the Vermicious Knids are a bit like South Park's Timmy or every single Pokemon except Meowth and Mewtwo, except that they aren't named Scram.

by JohnnyLurg June 17, 2012

Georgia Scrambled Eggs

Opening the lips of a womans vagina and vomiting in them, then using that vomit as a lubricant.

she asked for an order of Georgia Scrambled Eggs, so I gave it to her.

by Georgia Scrambler July 25, 2008

scramblin'

to scramble
a synonym for lunchin'

"danimal (last one on the page)pick up the lax stick and quit scrambin

by megusta May 12, 2004