schmegledegle 

When your mind is going to complete shit and you need composure again.

Did you see Michael lately? He's mumbling schmegledegle again.

schmegledegle by WinnebagoBanger January 6, 2021

Schmegma 

Taint mold; a build up of used up skin cells that collect the dirty sex smell and froth like yeast compared textured looking gunk ( most of the time containing flour particles from dough balls while making pizza for a living) that builds up in the depths of the groin in nymphos who don't have time to shower between sessions

Dude, this schmegma is starting to smell and get sticky under my balls

Schmegma by StuckMojo113 June 12, 2021

Schmegma 

Not smegma. Distinctly NOT the thick, white, cheesy substance that accumulates under the foreskin. Not smegma at all but rather schmegma.

Hey dude I've been thinking a lot about schmegma. Smegma? Like under your foreskin? No... schmegma.

Schmegma by schmegma originator December 17, 2021

Schmegma 

Smegma is the thick, white, cheesy substance that collects under the foreskin of the penis…
Aka Matthew Edwards gobbles on schmegma after rage quitting the chise.

Hey Matt, you have some schmegma on your lip dude

Schmegma by Booboothatdude January 26, 2022

schmeggoloni 

very smol, and wayyyyyyyyyyyy to picky while eating

pls schmeggoloni you can drink this orange juice even if it has pieces in it

schmeggoloni by Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl March 15, 2022

Schmegma surprise

Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.

We made Pork Schmegma surprise with the left overs from yesterday's roast.

Schmegma surprise by KAPM May 18, 2022

schmegy 

The sticky feeling produced by the state of overheating just between normal temperature and actual perspiration.

Ugh, my shirt is hard to take off because I'm all schmegy.

schmegy by Prof. Realgoodenglish September 30, 2022