Samuel Wright

An idiot who is dumber than Joe Porter but that isn't hard as Joe Porter is very smart and handsome! Also, wtf is his haircut.

Guy 1: Have you heard about Samuel Wright?
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Ha! That idiot! Yeah, I heard he spied on his sister in the shower! What a creep!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020

Samuel Shenton

Founder of the Flat Earth Society

Samuel Shenton was the founder in 1956 of the Flat Earth Society, based in Dover, England

by theepicjoker March 18, 2018

Samuel Wu

The one kid you see who run from every time he looks at you.

EYYY Samuel wu reminds me of a dried prune

by Nicole to your right March 8, 2019

Samuel Whitfield

A very typical white boy

Hey look that guy is so white he is a Samuel Whitfield

by ❤️❤️❤️SAMMY_BOY❤️❤️❤️ December 4, 2019

Samuel Abass

He is a boy made up of a lot of potential , he school’s at Accra Academy and offers business.

I wish to be like Samuel Abass

by heissammyyy May 11, 2021

samuel💣

samuel💣 is a horny mf who has no friends and is very desperate and i constantly begging girl for head when this ugly hasn’t had first kiss yet

oh no samuel💣 is trying to ask for head again

by downey monkey monkey 543 October 21, 2021

Dirty Samuel

v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee

v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.

by JDubD October 24, 2007