sad balloon

It isn’t exactly a woman with a flat chest, but she isn’t exactly an “A “cup either. It is when the breasts looks like a birthday party balloon that you have found behind the couch 3 weeks after your birthday party, Just kind of old and deflated and most of all sad. :(

Man, her ass is nice, but she sure does have some sad balloons...what the hell, I'll still bang her...

by Balloon Popper August 16, 2010

Infinite Sadness

When, after an epic night of drinking where your problems don't matter, you wake up in the morning and all of your life's problems come rushing at you at once. This usually leads to you sitting on the edge of your bed with your head in your hands, just contemplating all the ways you can attempt to fix your life.

Last night was such an epic night! I woke up with the worst case of Infinite Sadness this morning though.

by AlphaCaveman August 19, 2010

The Big Sad

A period of time from the 1920s to the early 1930s in which the economy had crashed due to irresponsible spending.

john: Some people call it the Great Depression, but the real name is the Big Sad
Mark: Are you high?

by TheBigSad June 6, 2018

Sad Ending

The opposite of a happy ending. One pays to perform a sexual act on another.

Lorenzo went to the massage parlor to get a happy ending, but instead ended up getting a sad ending.

by AHW September 30, 2012

Sad Carl

The act of masturbation while crying.

After I struck out with that hot blonde, I went home and pulled a sad carl while thinking about my ex-girlfriend.

by Matt Ren October 26, 2006

strong sad

The greatest character on homestarrunner.com, because he likes thursday and The Cure. and That's pretty cool, you know?
see also:emo

"I really like your coustume, Strong Sad, but um.. you weren't invited this year."-M4RRZIPPANNN(Marzipan)

by salalee the girl October 19, 2003

Sad Trip

aka: sssstrip, c trip, ultimate sad trip, U.S.T., sad trip to the max, sad trip to death, Calvin, Teedo

When one really really really really depressed due to something bad happening in ones life

Calvin: I have to bust an all nighter today...
Teedo: thats fuckin sad trip.

by nVs August 30, 2006