Swedish Mile

The walk home late at night when you are drunk.

I got kicked outta the party last night - totally had to walk the swedish mile

by Griddlebone February 23, 2011

Swedish Pickle-juice

The accumulation of sexually excreted fluids during intercourse that creates a mixture thats pungent taste reminds the receiver of pickle juice.

Juan: Gabriella, I still taste that swedish pickle-juice from that alabama hotpocket last night.

by asianpeoplemeet.com May 12, 2016

Swedish Leaf Blower

The act of cumming into a fan and splattering the whole room.

Dude, I gave Sandy a Swedish Leaf Blower last night and im still scrubbing it off the walls.

by Cbh1990 July 13, 2015

swedish hot pocket

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.

"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"

by ndrago1 February 10, 2017

Swedish Neck Pillow

1. A Swedish made pillow, esp. one used to support the neck while sleeping.
2. In sex, when a man ejaculates on to the nape of a female and allows the semen to dry, creating a support for the cervical region of the neck.

My friend Kyle gave Fat Suzi a Swedish neck pillow last night to enhance their pleasure.

by Andrew Boston January 28, 2008

Swedish House Mafia

A collaboration of the insanely talented Axwell, Steve Angello and Sebastian Ingrosso, and formerly Eric Prydz. Music not to be played quietly.

"One" by Swedish House Mafia just got re-released.

by LMRLANCS1 August 5, 2010

Swedish Rag

When you jiz on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your cock with the dampened towel (or rag).

Mom: Timmy, why is there lint on this paper towel?

Timmy: Swedish rag!

by Anti January 1, 2005