Tiger stripe

After Anal intercourse with your good lady somtimes an unwanted bum nugget can appear on your foreskin.
simply wipe on your bed linnen to create the perfect tiger stripe...

I did her up the shitter and perfomed a classic Tiger stripe dirty fuckin shit ass bitch

by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004

The Carney Strikes Back Combo

An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.

As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"

by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008

Candy Striped

the act of shooting cum on a persons face so it looks like they have strips across their face.

I candy striped Spittle down on the boulevard.

by Justin Moores October 21, 2005

stripey

Someone that is facinated by the music of the 'White Stripes' and teh american new gararge rock scene

stripeys or stripes are common in indie clubs and the internet

by Chav January 8, 2005

Racing Stripe

When a man shaves his pubes so that they resemble a very thin line leading down to his sexual organs. The female counterpart is known as a landing strip.

Shelby: Hey dave, before I blow you, you're shaved right?
Dave: For the most part, but I do have a racing stripe

by Allah your savior June 23, 2010

DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS

To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.

Are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? No. Those are Dirty Striped Sheets. Enough said.

by SPORTIN' WOOD July 7, 2008

Cambodian Racing Stripe

A long streak of feces in your tighty-whities brought about by relentless dingleberries that scrape between your ass crack and your underwear all day.

Bobcat: Hey Chip...why are you walking so funny?

Chip: Damn Bobcat...I didn't wipe properly this morning and I've had this Cambodian Racing Stripe all fucking day!

by James & Tubbs May 15, 2006