Stoneder

What you get when you stop smoking marijuana and then start again.

If you quit now, you'll be stoneder later when you start again!

If you quit now, you'll be stoneder later when you start again!

by sacksmoker June 1, 2014

Stomedy

The human malteser.

Guess who it is, guess again, wrong! It's Stomedy!

by lordofgorhang August 26, 2017

Sober-Stoned

The feeling of being high while completely sober.

"Dude, have you ever thought of how... like the government can track you... and, like, follow you..." "did you just blaze?" "no, bro, I guess I'm sober-stoned!

by I'm not high!!! November 5, 2010

stoned

the state achieved by smoking enough weed to believe you have awesum ninja powers (can run up walls)find everything is funnier than adam sandler x eddie murphy and is useful for talking to chicks cuz u actually care about wat the dumb hoe is saying

i got so stoned then went to school woke up the changing rooms at 5 in the afternoon and had 3 detentions which i dont know what for

by k0o47 February 27, 2008

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show with John Stewart, as proclaimed by Bill O'Reilly.

"You've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote."

by J Stepleton October 21, 2004

Rolling stoned

Driving or riding high on marijuana.

Got high then went for a ride. Was rolling stoned.

by Rogaro January 5, 2018

stoned poet

Actually a poet must be rather stoned to make this kind of crap
Yes, to be stoned or not be stoned that is the question,
whathever it isnobler to role a joint,
and by lighting,
end him.
Yes indeed, stonedness is the WAY, for me
its been a friend, an allay, a comfort,
So yes Being a Stoned Poet is being the Ganja,

I am the Whacky Tabacci,
I am Marry Jane

I am STONED POET!

by LT. Slayer February 11, 2004