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sports bigamist

A sports fan who roots for two teams in the same sport and has no real alliance to each of those teams.
Laurie cheered for the New York Yankees and the Los Angeles Dodgers during the 2013 major league baseball season. Being the sports bigamist she is, she hoped that both teams would make it to the world series so she'd win no matter the result.
by Heisman79th April 17, 2014
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Sport Stick

Cigarette. usually used while smoking and engaging in some sort of extreme sport. ie. skiing, snowboarding, rock climbing, marathon running
sick man, you just shreded the gnar out of that powder, time for a Sport Stick.
by asd;lfkjio April 16, 2008
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sports face

the face that people put on whilst playing strenuous sports. often inculdes scrunching the nose and squinting the eyes.
by Lola545 November 15, 2007
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Ignis Sport

Ignis Sport is light 109hp hatchback with much potential for tuning!
However, expect collectors, most buyers of those are depressed Japanise kids with no money or broke guys.
If you saw Ignis Sport, be prepared to hear 4 cylinder fartcan roar!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Sport Mode

A term that a kid came up with to rename the term of "manual shift" or "Slapstick" because he forgot what the S really stands for on a shifter, when I'm reality the car must be built default sport to be a sports car.
Kid: Oh crap, I forgot what the S means on my shifter, I'll call it sport mode because it makes me feel like I'm going faster.
by Leslian September 17, 2022
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ben with sports

thinks he’s the shiz but he is not
ben with sports has no support
by gajsjhsbkwaige March 30, 2023
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Sports fan

Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”
My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!
by CuckLordjuiceromegalul February 22, 2022
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