by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015
Get the California Speed mug.The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.
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by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019
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"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"
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