Special Snowflake Repellent

A chemical used to repel those that are easily offended, banish all weird European films, and replace them with epic bacon and tires.

Snowflake: T R I G G E R E D
Me: Time to get the Special Snowflake Repellent out

by Special Snowflake Repellent August 30, 2019

special air

Weed. Cannabis.. devils lettuce.

Doggo: hey billy you want some of this.... special air?
Random child: *sledding on a hill* who are you.

by Doggo128 October 30, 2019

Special ex

It’s an ex partner whom you’re still having meaningless, recreational sex with.

When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.

Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!

by Richter Ass November 28, 2019

Special bread

When you get a loaf of bread shove it up someone arse and then proceed to eat it

Yeah me and the wife did a special bread yesterday it got messy

by Spermgoblin June 30, 2020

Special Control Unit

A small force of MichalPiwkoMekal's Special Containment Procedures Foundation Security Department which deals with everything from protection to recontainment. The Mobile Task Forces have always had issues with this sub-division due to it's superior nature.

E-11 dickless virgin "fuck special control unit"
scu chad "lol bc we're better"
E-11 "NOO DIVISIONAL DISRESPECT DIVISIONAL DISRESPECT RC HIERARCHY RC HIERARCHY UR BAD"
finleys09 (ex e-11 tfl current asd) snipes the scu with his one shot gun and works on his god complex

by bigman124325 September 28, 2020

Special Agent Oso

A fat fucking animated bear

Special agent oso (fat fucking bear) is on his way to help a child in need!

by Monkeyman972 November 2, 2020

Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.

eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021