Spam slam

To be slapped with a guys penis during sex while he shoves his whole fist up her vigina
by Zerran January 15, 2017
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Analog Spam

The more modern vernacular of the archaic term "junk mail."

In the distant days of yore, scam artists and their corporate brethren would physically print their spam on a substance known as "paper" and placed inside of things called "envelopes," which were then physically moved by something called "the post office" directly to people's homes. From there these "envelopes" would go directly from a small metal box located just outside the residence and into the nearest garbage can.

It is rumored that some primitive societies and failing companies still attempt to use this antiquated method of spamming people with their scams to this very day.
"Oh look, mom sent me a birthday card. It was mixed in with all the analog spam."
by NephilimNexus January 27, 2015
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Spam It Up

A method of adding an excess amount of words in order to fill in empty space in an essay, to meet length requirements. Usually used by students in the high school and college levels.
Brenden: Oh crap! I spent so much time with Jane that i forgot to finish my thesis! I'll never finish it by tomorrow!

Clark: Dude, chillax. All you gotta do is spam it up.
by audiio_ May 05, 2009
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Spamming Jams

You spam jams when you send all your Facebook friends the same youtube video of a new awesome song you found. Or when you're trying to flex your music knowledge.
Man I could spam jams for hours, got so much music to show this chick.

I've been spamming jams for hours, can't stop finding new shit!
by jamspammer July 16, 2013
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gram spam

When your feed is filled with posts from people that are posting for a holiday like Mother's Day, with posts that all look basically identical. Usually, posting on such a day is not a good idea since it will be largely ignored.
Joyce: "I wish I could post our prom pictures today, but it's Mothers Day."

Aaron: "Why does that matter?"
Joyce: "There's gonna be a ton of gram spam and no ones gonna see or like my post."
by YaBoiDoubleA May 14, 2018
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Spam Janitor

Another term for a moderator of a message board or chat room.
Person 1: These trolls are out of control! So much spam!
Person 2: Where's the damn spam janitor??
by SJLC February 13, 2012
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Clam Spam

When a chick you don't know sends you an unsolicited spread eagle shot.
That chick somehow got my number and sent me some clam spam.
by MC Skankaholic July 03, 2017
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