Bossman Smooth

The smoothest criminal ever.
They typically lead an organization of mobsters and have lots of gun's,cash, and dope.
They're a very fair boss to work for.

Bossman Smooth: Make sure Joey isn't seen again.
Mobster: Understood.
Bossman Smooth: Here, Take my ferrari
Mobster:Thanks Bossman Smooth

by Bossman Smooth January 19, 2012

T¥T Smooth

T¥T Smooth is the new and improved A$AP Rocky since he is now cuffed. The T¥T stand still for “take your time”.

Person 1: Did you hear about A$AP Rocky’s new girlfriend ?!
Person 2: Yeah but i don’t care cause we still have his brother T¥T Smooth “(Take your time) Smooth”

by marithehater January 25, 2019

Smooth Brain

It’s giving idiot, stupid, the incels of the world. The opposite of someone who can utilise their brain, no grey matter, nothing.

Shan is so smooth brained

by ShanHater47 January 13, 2024

Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class

"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."

by klezmoreh98 January 24, 2024

Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.

Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Smooth

To be so dumb that is seems that you have no brain.
To have no wrinkles on the brain.

Why did you do that? Are you smooth?

"1 + 1 = 4." What are you smooth you smeed.

by CousinVector January 14, 2021

Sades Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

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Person 343: Sades Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025