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Sharpened Pencil

Noun,

when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
by J-Dizzle Pimp yo October 30, 2007
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Scarpino

A dumb fuck who has no friends and has the dick the size of a peanut also is a disgrace to the human body
Your a real Scarpino
by Big toe 115 February 25, 2019
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SARP

A shitty server where it lags and disconnects on almost a daily basis.
Man this server is acting like SARP.
by sarpsucks2012 March 27, 2012
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Sharpers

The best team in the world, plays basketball, soccer, handball and baseball. The positions for basketball are Center - Lorenzo el Perverso - Point Guard - Sharp The Great - Shooting Guard - Gas On - For more informatoin please ask in the trailer park. The Coach is Called PAPA SHARPMEN, its a war hero, a legend, a soccer player, basketball, handball, swiming champ, he plays in a band, he has won 15 world cups in POLO and he has played soccer for 10 different nations in the world. He was once known as Papa Sharpmen du Nacimento or Diego Armando Paparola.
by Sharpers Fan December 5, 2003
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Sharpiessouthpark

Hey, u watched the latest episode of South Park on Sharpiessouthpark.tk!
by the great creator March 30, 2009
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Sharpie Madness

Creating madness with a sharpie and or other thick tipped pen.
On the bathroom wall is a bunch of sharpie madness written about Rockawesome.
by hallipino December 31, 2010
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Sharp Day

When cops pull over anyone even if they're going a mile over the speed limit.
by jazzynaks February 25, 2011
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