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Cum smack

The act of a man jizzing in his hand and smacking a girl so hard that your hand sticks to her face and her face turns beat red, and covered in cock butter
Dude that bitch cheated on you. She deserves to get cum smacked.
by Godj375 March 3, 2011
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smacked arse

fuck bitch u look like a smacked arse.
by She2red February 22, 2005
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ass smacked

Mispronunciation of "a snack"
Mac: "I'm going to get a snack"
Maggie: "Ass smacked?"
Mac: "No, I said 'a snack'"
Maggie: "oh"
by Da House June 13, 2021
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Quack Smack

A person whom smacks another individual that feels the need to smile like a duck (duck face) in half of their pictures.
Don't make me quack smack your ferocious duck face!
by Quacksmackin2011 July 7, 2011
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piff-smacked

When you unknowingly smoke weed that has been laced with a stronger drug, leading you to freak out by how hard you are tripping.
I thought I was just gonna chill out, smoke a J and watch SpongeBob but I got piff-smacked and ended up crying in the fetal position on the floor.
by limey mo January 25, 2012
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bean smacked

Backy: yoooo I just got bean smacked
Janitor: wack bro
by Diddlydarnitydoo March 6, 2019
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dick smacked

Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.
Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017
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