put down the shovel

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person
Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel
by somebodygethersomechicken April 11, 2023
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Shovel arse

The arse belonging to somebody who frequently participates in anal sex, acting as the passive partner (the one having their rectum penetrated). In such a case the arse is referred to metaphorically as a shovel, due to the fact that it "shovels in a lot of cock".
Aaron really loves taking cock, he's got a shovel arse!
by zappaz September 03, 2008
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Minecraft Shovel

A Minecraft tool. Used to make grass path blocks.
Example :
Guy 1: "Hey! I got my Minecraft Shovel, don't worry!"
Guy2: "Bro, seriously, who uses that?"
Guy1:"*sad noises*"
by Lilas_gaaxance June 12, 2020
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Shoveling Snow

When you put Cocaine on a female's ass, snort it, then put it on your dick and fuck her.
A: Bro last night was fucking mad
B: What happened?
A: I was shoveling snow for the first time and I almost had a heart attack
B: Bro you're a fucking legend!!!!
by TheMonoBro6969 March 06, 2018
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shovel this

the phrase used wen u think something someone just said is really stupid, followed by the flipping of the bird or any other physical gesture that means "fuck u"
boss: shovel this pile of stone, and wen ur done theres a 2 ton load of stone in the back of the truck, shovel that too.

me: {sticking the middle finger up in his direction} shovel this, im taking a break.
by ZachL October 19, 2005
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steaming shovel

Where you fuck a girl in the ass then pull out and make her suck your dick.
Give that bitch a steaming shovel
by Spoondick January 24, 2014
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I grab my shovel

A line from static x’s song I’m with stupid. A possible sample from a film but is unknown
“I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” Taking on a gang slang that’s on a gang bang here right on me gotta pick on someone else! I know that’s here so I know that I wade through sh*t! He’s a loser he’s a loser she said!
by Nascarfan2007 January 16, 2023
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