Smeat

a combination of the measurement "smoot" and "meat." means thats awesome

Dude this is smeaty!

by The Smeatynator May 18, 2008

shmectic

super mega hectic

wow bro see the rack on that subwoofer....
shmectic!

by lcd4eva April 29, 2009

shmeakle

A large hairy freckle that is physically impossible to remove from the face. Produces a pungent stench and grows when in the presence of apples.

"DAMN! Look at the size of that kids shmeakle!"

by henry billy bob bob bob November 21, 2009

Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.

Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."

by spitneedle August 19, 2012

Shmeagol

Cigarette. (Lingo originated from fishing boats in Alaska)

Curt: Hey man, can I get a shmeagol from you? I just ran out.
Jason: Damn dude! I'm always giving out my shmeagols!

by Antwone Marshall April 21, 2013

shmate

just another way of sayin mate

what's up shmate

by dcfvghjkl; June 30, 2016

Smeather cookie

The teachers pet who is always a smart and/or clever cookie

"Maddie got 100% on that math test. She is a pretty smeather cookie."

by justkeep_swimming June 29, 2016