Smacking Bananas

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).

Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.

by By hook or crook January 11, 2012

Schmucking around

goofing off, wasting time

Stop schmucking around! There's work to do!

by N Wilgus October 17, 2008

shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree

Kicking around a difficult to solve problem until a brilliant solution falls out

"Alysha has been moving them photoshop layers around on that design for ages"
"Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree"

by MonkeyShaker September 10, 2013

Schnacking

It's when a girl pinches the tip of your dick so all the jizz all shoots at her face.

Honey, I love Schnacking

by Batspiderman February 6, 2015

Sacking

When you have drugs and you need a good place to hide them quickly so you put the baggie in the space between your balls and your penis.

Person 1 : Yo Shit it’s the feds bruv hide the coke!
Person 2 : nah worries man I’ll start sacking ‘em.

by Toughcookie2000 January 26, 2018

monkey-shaking

two or more people dancing ridiculously close, on top of eachother, grinding

"OMG!! What whores! Sarah, Britney, & steve where monkey-shaking at YMCA camp!"

by Chica Boom August 27, 2004

Vid Sharking

Hitting your local video store, browsing through the new releases but buying nothing only to note down the titles you will download when you get home. Favourite sport of pirates.

Hey I wouldn't mind watching a movie tonight.

Damn don't have much $ for it. Lets go vid sharking!

Ya then we can come back and download it!

by NZOG April 2, 2010