scone

an insult to a person who is an degenerate, bitch, pussy, no friends, gay, unliked, unwanted, lame, idiot, nonsensical

basically a general insult to anyone

"Dude quit being such a scone"

"You're really sconin' up"

"Ooooh! It's the scone collector"

"Welcome to the scone zone"

"Sconeyyyyyy!" - Alternative nickname for one who is a constant scone

by brian 110% anti scone peterson September 3, 2007

sconk

to cuddle rape. to force someone to cuddle against their will.

I sconked a guy six years younger than me last night while watching a movie.

by auntdizz May 5, 2009

sconce

to get, to score, to attain

Tony T. says, "Sconce that bizzle yo, then hop in the trans and bus-yaself to my place you crazy cat."

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 25, 2003

scoonie

a badass Jew

Yo you see that dude he is a scoonie

by weedrunner June 10, 2021

Scone

Someone who is not cool, in any way possible.

Dude, he's such a fucking scone.
What a scone.

by 420savage February 13, 2017

Bone Scone

Bone scone is slang for the male anatomic penis: previously known as cock, dick,wiener, shaft, club, banana, hot dog, etc. It is most commonly used in a short sentence that contains another word that rhymes with bone/scone.

---I'm gunna go be alone with my bone scone...aka to jerk off
---I saw that hot girl and my bone scone turned to stone...aka to get a stiffy
---I made that bitch moan and groan with a serving of my bone scone...aka giving out a good hot dicking
---"wanna taste of my bone scone?"...as a pick up line or to ask for a bj.

by ultradouche11223344 May 9, 2011

2014 scion tc

This car is often clapped out by kids who wanna be in the act scene. Unfortunately this FWD car guarantees that the driver is homosexual and has had sex with multiple men.

Ben: sorry Guys my 2014 Scion tC can’t hold more than 200IBs

by 2012 Chevy Impala October 21, 2020