Z-score

The act of having sexual intercourse while in the same house, apartment, or general building of parents or family members.

'OMG, dude I totally pulled off a z-score last night with my gf. It was crazy! my heart was pounding.'
'Aw, man. I totally Z-scored ths moring, my parents were in the next room!!"

by Twisted Sisters April 29, 2008

up close sniper scope

It's when your sizing up a girl, and it's pretty obvious.

there really is none.

by j varone December 13, 2004

scobe

it's a chav. just look for the adidas tracksuit.

wow. look at that scobe-like adidas tracksuit.

by ~Katie~ May 9, 2007

score

to have sex with a sexy person

Dude 1 "I scored with Amy last night."

Dude 2 "Nice"

by Melyssa210 March 14, 2009

scoggins

The sock that a teenage boy or man uses to ejaculate in when masturbating, usually hiding the item of clothing under his bed, in his closet or in some other discreet location. The sock is used because it catches all of the ejaculate and negates the need to to clean up after jerking it, a convenience when jerking it in bed before he falls asleep. The word is a portmanteau of the phrase "skeet in" with the words sock and soggy.

Joe: "I couldn't fall asleep when I went to bed last night so I jacked it. But once I came, I passed out with my nut all over my stomach."
John: "Dude, that's why I keep my scoggins under my bed, I just grab it and nut in that so I don't need to get up to clean off."

Joe's mom was upset her son hadn't picked up his room, so she went in and grabbed the laundry off the floor. She even found his scoggins under the bed.

by User90358 June 11, 2013

Scoop 'n' Score

When a man pulls out after intercourse the woman scoops up his seed and rubs it in her vagina in order to get pregnant so she can keep him around

After he jizzed on my tummy I Scoop 'n' Scored. He will be mine forever.

by Mike the Mu November 1, 2013

scone

1. Small baked buttery cake.
2. To hit someone in the head.
3. One's head.

1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!"
2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery.
3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004