Sleep on the Porch Night

1. An evening in which you go out to a party or the bars, shamelessly sing your heart out on the karaoke stage, then walk home barefoot only to find that you are locked out of your house, but are too afraid to wake up your roommates (who have exams the next day), so despite the freezing temperatures, you fall asleep on your front porch.

2. Any truly crazy college night that provides you with several funny stories to tell the next day.

Since college is going to be over before we know it, we have to have as many Sleep on the Porch Nights as possible before we graduate so that we have stories to tell our grandchildren.

by Pink Dragon January 28, 2004

sleepfunk

The smell one's body emits during a long night's sleep in a closed, stuffy room.

Dude, I went into Jacob's room to borrow a CD and his sleepfunk smelled like hot butt.

by torthy December 4, 2005

The Sceep

Noun.

A particularly un-painful disease that causes the infected person to take pitifully long periods of time to complete a seemingly easy task.

Those infected with "The Sceep" should immediately consult a professional dealing with the task at hand. Unfortunately, professional consultation, and treatment of "The Sceep" can be very expensive, and infected persons have been known to just give up caring what anyone thinks about their time-line.

buddy 1: Hey, what's taking you so long to whittle that stick?
buddy 2: I've got The Sceep
buddy 1: Ahhh. S**t, I'm sorry man.

by Sceep April 12, 2010

Sleepgasm

The instantaneous transition from orgasm to sleep. The sleepgasm is an evolutionary trait that male humans have adopted. Being able to fall asleep very quickly after sex made mating much easier by not having to talk to the woman after mating. Sleepgasming could increase a males mating frequency ten folds by not having to listen to that stupid bull shit pillow talk.

Jane was very mad at John for having a sleepgasm before she came.

by rugger4life10 November 10, 2009

sleep humping

The act of grinding (with or without insertion) on your sleep partner subconsiously, while in a state of unawareness. The occurance can be recalled only vaguely, much like a dream might be. This phenomenon usually occurs when one or both parties goes to sleep horny.

I didn't plan on having sex with Lance that night, but I found myself sleep humping him at about 2 in the morning. Oops.

by Carly Bizzle November 11, 2007

sleep

What you do at school

Teacher: So where are we?

Student: sleeping ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Anonymous121212 December 28, 2005

don't sleep

Don't underestimate me (by worrying)

I'll call you as soon as I get there, don't sleep

by blue November 30, 2003