scientists

People that love to keep people in the dark and feed them shit like mushrooms.

The scientists didn't really want anybody's lights on, they just pretended to illuminate people's lives while keeping them in the dark and not really telling them anything.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

science teacher

Do you ever look up and ur science teacher just like staring at you and he reminds you of an angry hawk so then you have to try not to laugh, but you also have to try not to cry cause you were just texting your friend and you know its impossible, but maybe just maybe he’s half robot and can see my computer screen through the back of my computer, and you think your gonna get yelled at?

person 1: "Bro don't look up."
person 2: "Why not?"
person 1: "the science teacher is staring you down."

by futurerlyhotmilf853 February 18, 2022

Cannabisia Scientifica

A person who smokes cannabis as a way of life. Not just to get high, but for what it has to offer. To make food, music, and everyday activities better. They don't get high just because, they get high to improve on situations.

"AJ smokes a lot of weed"
"but damn is he cool!"
"yeah, he must be one of those cannabisia scientifica."

stoner pot head weed marajuana

by njss June 25, 2010

safe science

The idea that everything you research must be within safety requirements. According to the well-known scientist, Cave Johnson, safe science is stupid. In fact, he believes that you should "marry safe science if you love it so much". Also, you should "invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out".

Cave Johnson: Science isn't about why - it's about why not. You ask, Why is so much of our science dangerous? I say, Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out - because you are fired!

by geek96boolean10@deviantart September 12, 2012

Dirt Scientist

Someone who always finds the best hurt girls to hookup with

Damn bro, John always finds the best hurt girls to hook up with. He's a certified dirt scientist

by Mr Jean July 14, 2016

garage scientist

This is someone that can be described by one of the following terms: amateur scientist, basement scientist, backyard scientist, citizen scientist, do-it-yourself scientist (DIY scientist), hobby scientist, non-degreed scientist, self-educated scientist, self-taught scientist, kid scientist, or student scientist. This is someone who performs scientific experiments in their garage, basement or backyard, done as a student or as a hobby. This is in contrast to a professional scientist or expert with an actual degree in the scientific field in question, particularly those who engage in scientific research as part of their job and particularly those who experiment in a laboratory or other controlled environment.

“I worry about the garage scientist, about the do-your-own scientist, about the person who just wants to try and see if they can do it.”

by Xpacetrue July 29, 2020

Facebook Scientist

A person who has very little education, is most likely dumb, who believes in all kinds of crazy conspiracies. They do the bulk of their "research" on Facebook and Youtube and hold for truth any crazy conspiracies that remotely agrees with their belief system.

Andrew: Yo what's up with that yee yee dude, his the dumbest trump supporter, he won't talk talking about QAnon?
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.

by Trevor45321 April 20, 2021