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the Sam Elliot

one partner hot karls the other, then dips the first three fingers of each hand in the poo. The dirty fingered partner then wipes the fingers, starting directly under the nose, out and down, at a 45 degree angle from the nostril, stopping at the bottom lip,to create a poo mustache. volia, the sam elliot.
it was incredible, i had this freaky ho, lauren, and she was cool with the hot karl, but, surprise surprise she got the sam elliot. I loved, she...not so much.
by 5th squad January 17, 2008
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Sam The Whale

A whale that migrated from Dubai to Los angels. And is known for being a fat whale with microscopic genitals. Sam The Whale could travel long distance to visit his family, But would rather travel with his friends. Sam The Whale is known for his unique sounds that intrigued females. Sam The Whale has many siblings, but his most favorite is Alex.
Sam The Whale’s unique sound is similar to a seal.
by Alex is awesome March 20, 2019
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Sam Brownback

A homoerotic act between two men where one man places his own fecal matter in his mouth and inserts the fecal matter into his partners anus using his tounge.
That Sam Brownback video made Two Girls and a Cup look like Saturday Morning Cartoons.
by Billy the Retard February 11, 2015
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microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.
*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger
by Mic August 5, 2004
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Sam

the baddest bitch around. they've got enough sass to wrap around the galaxy twice.

they're the type of person to vibe with the devil, drinking champagne while wearing thrift clothes
"you know Sam?"

"hell yeah! the one with the best dark humour and amazing personality?"

"yeah that one!"
by ughitsdallyn January 12, 2020
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Sam

The most amazing person you will ever meet. Very sweet, sensitive, smart, sexy, loveable, caring. Has the makings for an amazing boyfriend. Makes you laugh, a good listener, will cry with you.

Strong, big heart, amazing blue eyes.
He is nice but not like Sam
by x3sam December 16, 2011
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sam rod

invites random people to someone elses house
"Yo juan ur goin to james house tomorrow"
sam rod said
by Kool kid on the street afrfrgt January 29, 2009
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