by Rhymes With Sock May 10, 2005
When you go to a bar, pick up a random guy, and take him back to your apartment, where you have laid out a tarp on the floor. During fore-play, you slip anal beads into his anus and when he's about to ejaculate you rip them from his ass hole thus causing him to climax and defecate simultaneously. Then you begin to roll in his feces, exclaiming "FUCK ME!"
"A friend of a friend told me that some drunk chick gave him a Rusty Wallace last night. He checked into therapy today."
by Julie tabbouleah & C. Bisquit March 15, 2009
by jake, sean, dave May 05, 2006
If it weren't for that faggot palying the rusty trombone it would have been a great x-mas party.OR as in: Joost is a rusty trombonist.
by RooR-Ass February 27, 2005
The Rusty Moose is executed when one is in the rear mount position. While slamming away, you poke your fingers into the asshole one at a time, to include the thumbs. Next you shove your thumbs into the ears of the subject, maintaining coitus, opening your hands in a moose-antler fashion and bellowing loudly.
by BetterthanDudeMcSweet September 25, 2008
A rustry trombone is when a kinky german chick eats your asshole while giving you a handjob, thus going through the motions of playing the trombone. Typically, the guy is standing up and the girl is kneeling
by donkeypunch81 April 08, 2006
When a chick gives a guy a reach-around while pressing her lips to the asscrack of a guy as he farts, thus making it seem and sound like she is playing a rusty trombone. Makes me want to join the marching band.
by hohoho May 03, 2004