The Royal Canadian

Oral sex with a Canadian which includes the pouring of maple syrup over the genitals.

I was giving her The Royal Canadian as she sang the national anthem.

by Maple Leaf Princess December 5, 2018

Royal Smith

Basically a massive smith.

Guy1: Did you hear about that Royal Smith?
Guy2: Oh her? She is the biggest Royal Smith!

by WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyed December 19, 2018

A Royal Dipshit

A person who follows the code of Dipshitery} (a set of rule defining what a royal dipshit is and how to be one) and is a complete dipshit in every way having completed the necessary training and have been inducted in the The Royal Dipshits

"you my friend have now been inducted into The Royal Dipshits and are now A Royal Dipshit"

by Dipshit #2 August 18, 2018

A Royale with Cheese

What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.

John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 21, 2019

royal clown

A leader who has a child-like temperament and intellect.

Donald Trump is a royal clown.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018

royale cum

when you get that sweet win and you can't help but jizz everywhere

me: i was so close to getting that victory royale
henry: nope the royale cum is all mine

by hurseoclock March 26, 2019

Royal Undead

A notorious “club” that consists of mostly male minors based out of Oakhurst California.

“Those Royal Undead guys are not to be fucked with”
“I know they’re fucking savages”
“They must be the hardest group of people in Oakhurst California”

by R.U.C.A._$inister April 21, 2019