Retardijuana

Someone who acts retarded and high all the time, even while completely sober. Also usually laughs at everything, no matter how unfunny it is.

"Wow, Lisa is such a retardijuana, she's been laughing at that dead dog for like 20 minutes."

by Shady Persson March 27, 2009

retirement

throwing away a machine or human after it is decided that they are so worn out or used up that there is no value left. the human gets a small pension that is not enough to live on, the machine is junked.

retirement like death comes to us all.

by knowman February 21, 2009

fucking retarded

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.

You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?

...Fucking retard....

by Time Devourer December 19, 2007

Golden retriever energy

An attribute associated with young, attractive men – typically with dishevelled or fluffy hair – who share the energetic personality, playful behaviour, or kind innocence of a golden retriever.

"That boy is so silly and playful, he exudes golden retriever energy."

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 15, 2020

Return to zero

To start over. To lose. To get dumped by ones significant other.

She left him, and he thus returned to zero.

by Accu November 8, 2003

Retrumplican

1. A delusional person dedicated to Donald J Trump and conspiracy theories.
2. A former Republican or Democrat and devoted follower of Donald J Trump

The Retrumplican uses lies and deceptions to gain political power

by anonymous December 13, 2020

retard sleep

a very deep sleep in which one will not wake up under any circumstance. Profoundly oblivious and unaware of anything as they sleep.

I threw a rock at chris's head but he didn't wake up because he has retard sleep

by mike in oxford December 9, 2008