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Republican Logic

The complex system of cognitive dissonance that enables the afflicted to love both Jesus and war.
I see from the mix of Christian and jingoistic stickers on your car that you suffer from Republican Logic.
by AntiRepublican August 7, 2007
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Republican compromise

The act of tricking someone more powerful than you into giving you what you say you want, and then throwing said item on the ground (metaphorically or for real) and spitting in their face.
Thanks, Obama, for giving us some tax cuts and taking out stuff that you wanted... but we're not gonna vote for your stimulus bill anyway. None of us. That's what we call a "Republican compromise". Sucker!
by HavenB January 29, 2009
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Republican victims

The normal state of affairs for Republicans since they are so widely crucified by the liberal fake news media machine.
We are certainly the most intelligent and the best equipped emotionally to govern the US and so it is obvious why we are so vilified; we are the Republican victims!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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Democrats and Republicans

Two of the biggest problems in America right now.
by Clinker May 22, 2008
mugGet the Democrats and Republicansmug.

Trump Republicans

The working class, undereducated, xenophobic, red-headed stepchildren of the GOP's failed marriage between social conservatives and the oligarchs who sent the social conservative's jobs to Mexico in the first place.
Trump Republicans like me are going to make American grate again!
by Jkelemenop June 8, 2016
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republican douchery

when any member of the GOP says or does something racist, classist, misogynistic, discriminatory, bigoted, unlawful, nonsensical or generally stupid and insensitive.
The government shutdown is the latest great example of modern republican douchery.
by LuvNugger October 3, 2013
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Closeted Republican

A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.
He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
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