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reconnoiter

-verb

regarding someone of the opposite sex with whom neither you nor anyone you communicate with has ever previously done so...

the act of sex with an individual so as to survey and probe areas of interest, the formation of a detailed assessment of their terrain features, and the prompt report back to headquarters with full detail.

conducting good reconnaissance is essential in the formation of strategy, proper unit cohesion, and in remaining informed about situations that may require delicate manuever supported by a competent wingman, or competency when it comes to ones own wingmanship.
"With both having become shitfaced to a point which would merit casual coitus, he soon saw that he was in a position to reconnoiter a now dripping delta which he hadnt planned on, but which it was nontheless his responsibility to do so."
by Cz hole May 16, 2008
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Ramones Fan

1: A sad sorry excuse for a human being that wouldn't know good music if it fucked his/her mother with a broomstick. Can usually be seen running around running around in a leather motorcycle jacket and torn black jeans that he/she just bought from hot topic calling everyone else "posers" then going home to watch Hanna Montana, masturbating, ejaculating into a thermos that came with their Dora the explorer lunch box and later drinking that ejaculate wile listening to their blink 182, Sum 41, Ramones and good Charlotte mix tapes.

Looked down upon by most actual punks and within a few months usually move on to their Hippie phase and trade in all their Ramones CD's for Phish CD's, and continue the move on to other faggoty trends until they are forced to marry their own cousins for the sake of the children they had 9 months after their family re-unions, and can no longer afford to spend their money going to hot topic to support the newest band wagon they have jumped on.

2: A slang term for the towel or sock you ejaculate onto after masturbating.

3. The people who get their asses stomped in middle school and later grow up and listen to the Dixie Chicks because they never learned to appreciate real music because listening to the Ramones more that once destroys that part of your brain that can discern good music from the sounds of Garbage trucks fucking each other in the Ass.

4. Definition Of Cum-Dumpster.
My Brother is a Big "Ramones Fan"
Is your brother the Retarded Guy who greets you at Wal-Mart and rounds up shopping carts?
Thats the one, he was a failed abortion.
by Jerkymcstupid July 27, 2010
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ghost recon

A great PC game at it's time, the xbox port is overrated.
The only thing the xbox ghost recon has over socom is better graphics and that's about it. Socom has better gameplay, better controls, and is more realistic. I'm not a ps2 fanboy, I own both systems and both ghost recon and socom, so I'm in a better position judge than a console fanboy.
by video-gamer April 7, 2004
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RECON

A delusional and grotesquely overweight species with a unibrow that shares no common ancestors with the homosapien. Due to it's round gelatinous belly, hiddeous facial features, and homosexual tendencies this creature has been ostracized and confined to a life of seclusion and lonesomeness sitting behind a computer in a seat in which it is likely destined to spend the remaining days of it's lackluster, unfulfilling, meaningless life.
RECON
by recons January 4, 2012
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Ramones

One of the greatest classic punk bands ever, but they can't play their instroments for shit. Basically, the inventors of punk rock!
They kick ass, but suck
by Jesus March 26, 2004
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reconasense

-a term used by supervisors in a poor effort to spell the word reconnaisance-
I.e."Thomas did some reconasense and found a cherry pie"
by Big T March 5, 2004
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Ramoner

When a girl is in line like at lunch and she has a super nice a$$! you cime up right behind her and just stand there untill shes liek "what the f*** are you doing?"
Damn he just gave her a ramoner and then she smacked the sh** out of him! lol
by RiZ Critter November 8, 2005
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