Religion

The result of one massive game of broken telephone.

"Religion is the very face of weakness."

by Misfate December 12, 2009

religion

Only brings war, when in fact god is just an imagination created by pathetic humans.

What you are a jew... go to hell!

by gameking10050 October 18, 2003

religion

Cause of all chaos in the world. I blame religion for causing all the wars. See bullshit

I listened to "God" and I ended up donating $10,000 to a bullshit cause.

by iono December 3, 2004

Religion

Religion: The classification of large scale communicable diseases that tends to affect people in the IQ range between 1 - 69 (rare cases exist in which it can propagate in minds above 69 IQ). The symptoms are classified by a widespread grandiose delusion, psychosis (losing the ability to differentiate what is real and not), unwarranted hostility, social isolation, megalomania, and often violence.

We all have the cure its just a matter of it being widely available, currently a vaccine(intelligence) is in production but it seems we will have a lifelong pandemic to account for.

We can only hope that the vaccine doesn't run out before a resurgence of this pathogen...

"Insert any religion" throughout time has had the unfortunate side-effect to turn countrymen against one another, nations against each other, and even has the ability to tear families apart.

by The Voice of Reason and Logic January 18, 2012

religion

A belief in something that doesn't exist, held by multiple followers.

Feminism is my religion. I believe in privilege, patriarchy, and rape culture, even though I know these things don't exist.

by Yo Yo, Mi Ro! December 2, 2016

religion

bullshit that creates wars.

apparently i need to type an example here. this is bullshit! just like religion.

by LONESUGA October 5, 2018

Keke Religion

Created to oppose the Leila Religion, the Keke Religion is a belief system based on the veneration of Keanu Reeves and dogs. The Keke Religion values honesty, something the Leilaests (members of the Leila Religion) knows little to nothing about. In addition, we support Pewdiepie, the number one content creator on YouTube. Fortnite is prohibited, and members of our cult are highly encouraged to play a variety of video games such as Minecraft, Terraria, Rimworld and Skyrim.

I am a member of the Keke Religion. I venerate Keanu Reeves with all of my heart, and I am subscribed to Pewdieipie.

by Kyota.exe October 21, 2019