saints reckoning

when a bunch of priests commits an unholy act with a prostitute while smaking her on the brests with the bible

And the lord said: smack thy tit till the everlasting juice commith from thy snake and i shall give you the title saints reckoning
The Day someone uses a Saints reckoning, is the day the world dies

by jim bob ray April 10, 2007

Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019

recockulous

similar to rediculous, but has a much better sound when spoken

'they're out of coffee? that's just recockulous!'

by kittyrazor October 31, 2003

recoculous

something incredibly fucking dumb,

dude, that shirt looks recoculous

by C-UNIT April 17, 2003

Recockulous

Even more ridiculous then redonkulous. So incredibly rediculous that it has reached a whole new level.

"Those pink shoes with the all baby blue jumpsuit is recockulous, your white!"

by Spty March 3, 2004

reconnoiter

-verb

regarding someone of the opposite sex with whom neither you nor anyone you communicate with has ever previously done so...

the act of sex with an individual so as to survey and probe areas of interest, the formation of a detailed assessment of their terrain features, and the prompt report back to headquarters with full detail.

conducting good reconnaissance is essential in the formation of strategy, proper unit cohesion, and in remaining informed about situations that may require delicate manuever supported by a competent wingman, or competency when it comes to ones own wingmanship.

"With both having become shitfaced to a point which would merit casual coitus, he soon saw that he was in a position to reconnoiter a now dripping delta which he hadnt planned on, but which it was nontheless his responsibility to do so."

by Cz hole May 16, 2008

Recockulous

When something is so rediculous that the word rediculous fails to fully capture it.

Todd, wasn't the reelection of George W. Bush recockulous?

by Zakaroo January 23, 2005