I-Ready

A fucking disgrace of a website meant to help you but all it does is make you want to flipping kermit sewer slide way more than you already do.

Teacher: Why arent you on I-Ready yet?

Me: Do you want to see a pre-mature death?

I-Ready, that one website that makes all students want to kill themselves.

by IWantToKermitSewerSlide June 1, 2018

WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

Excuse Me but why are you reading this, and why are you here

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

by Why you be reading this? November 12, 2019

Ready to Rage

Ready to party hard, dance like a maniac, and sacrifice some sleep for the worthy cause of having a good time; ready to have fun and facilitate others having fun.

You ready to rage?

by megme June 30, 2011

Manga Readers

Bitches who never know how to shut the fuck up.

Manga reader: hey you’re an anime only?
Anime only : yea why?
Manga reader : Spoils the entire next season.
Manga readers uniting to spoil a show for someone

by Giyuu.Simp January 21, 2021

Reader's Block

Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.

Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.

by Our Van Ankle May 10, 2009

reader's accent

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books

Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.

by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

i ready

a terrible website that increases your chance of deipion~suside~sickness~sandness~and much more if it was a place it would be down there and if it was a person it would be saiten if it were extinct there would be world peace if

Mom: Why did you not do I ready

Sam: oh I don't know maybe because it sucks

like if u want this website dead

I HATE I READY

by i ready is trash October 1, 2020