Roofer

Arkansas slang:

A dumbass, an absolute Neanderthal. Just somebody so incredibly stupid.

Johnny's such a roofer man...

by lesbianfrog December 21, 2023

rookie trooper

he surely shook with fright, then checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight. poor guy had to listen to the awful engines roar. then his sergeant looked up and cried, "is everybody happy?" rookie trooper feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up. he jumped into the icy blast, then his static line unhooked; he aint gonna jump no more

sergeant: "rookie trooper is about to jump"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"

by i am dream u r gumball December 26, 2023

Roofing

Gluing your tongue in another person's butthole

Manny was roofing Nixon while in the bath.

by OGkohanim January 2, 2024

RookieIsRad

The name of a well known DUMBASS IDIOT from WHINYIDIOTLAND who COMPLAINS about LOSING alot and also LOVES MEN! Do NOT try to fuck with him he'll eat all your food.

My friend just beat up RookieIsRad for being RookieIsRad.

by Munkuush February 21, 2024

Rookie mistake

Getting caught pissing and then fucked in the ass by your friends (only for boys)

Marius, you did such a rookie mistake

by asix April 7, 2024

rookie blanket

a fine that every rookie has to pay at the beginning of the year at court to go towards some sort of team party.

the rookie blanket is 4$ and is due next practice

by anonymous April 14, 2024

Rookie Lover

A person who falls in love without any hesitation, thinking or time. A hopeless lover.

He fell for her in an hour, he's a 'Rookie Lover'

by Knrafy May 22, 2024