Queer Tears

The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.

"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."

by Doc. Coc June 25, 2017

queer key

a glorified form of being really homophobic, or just saying something that was a little insensitive.

"dude, you're being pretty queer key right now" "wow, that guy is being really queer key"

by missiwis June 2, 2019

Queer Cut

A popular haircut especially among queer people, particularly the androgynous, typically defined by hair of medium or longer hair with both sides of the head shaved or buzzed off. Occasionally miserably attempted to be appropriated by the straights.

I just got the queer cut, so either I’m gay or have been living in California for too long.

by zealasquigs October 25, 2022

Sugar Queer

When a queer/GNC person provides financial support and gifts for a cis person

"Aw, you bought my dinner. You're my Sugar Queer."

by ineffably June 3, 2021

Faggot queer

Carder

Man he such a faggot queer

by Moooo mooo cow you hoe September 14, 2018

QUEER PUNCH

Getting punched daily to rid oneself of their queerness.

Dude, did Jimmy get his daily queer punch?

by GHIEY June 14, 2018

queer lover

A male person who loves males but nothing but male penis

A queer lover how many penis did you suck

by Slurped buttface March 26, 2022