quartermelon

Like a watermelon, but 25% of the size. Literally one quarter of a watermelon...

I wanted a damn watermelon, why do I only have a fucking quartermelon you fucktard?

by RubberduckR October 3, 2020

Quarter puffer

That is a vast majority of the girls in pine county a quarter puff of meth and she is all yours

Bro were are all the quarter puffers I got a bag we can both get one tonight

by Arliss88 February 22, 2021

quarter pounder with tease

When someone strokes another persons penis near the base and lower shaft with their hand while teasing the tip and upper shaft with their mouth.

I fell asleep early but woke up when she started giving me a quarter pounder with tease.

by nightmarefixer March 12, 2021

quagerfag

A foggot that identifies as a fucking duch and has Tourettes so every time you hump they quack and when you pull out you queff so hard their flaps squirt juice

Holly shit rowan look at that quagerfag he smells like hagrids dick

by Yellow speedo April 26, 2021

QUARTERSEXUAL

A person who is willing to accept less of anything that is due to him or her. The definition is based on the punch line of the following joke:

Q: "What is a QUARTERSEXUAL?"

A: "A person who will do anything for 25 cents!"

"Pat keeps fucking themself over by working as a QUARTERSEXUAL for far less money than she is capable of earning with his skills. She needs to be told that they has a lack of self-esteem that will cost him over a hundred thousand dollars over the next couple decades of work!"

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

three quarters husky

When Juan is in the woods with three guys.

Boy, I thought Juan went camping but he's three quarters husky instead.

by Chub daddy October 23, 2013

the quarterback sneek

The quaterback sneak is when you into your girls room and shes dead asleep with her ass up and no panties on and you proceed to stick your penis in her vagina .

Alex entered Melissas room last night saw her asleep ass up & pulled the quarterback sneek.

by DonPancrasio July 22, 2015