poor mans posh wank

To put you penis in an old sock and masturbate

I fanceid a change so i popped him in my old sweaty sock

by mr smith March 6, 2005

poor

1. Having no money or having very little money; homeless
2. pitiful
3. weak

1. He was a very poor child.
2. Look at the poor little baby!
2. Poor excuse for music; poor insult.

by dref said right June 9, 2004

poorag

A person that is annoying or disliked, or a friend that you are having a hard time with.

You are a fucking poorag. Cunt.

Die of cancer, poorag.

You're such a fucking poorag, it's unreal.

You smell like a two week old poorag.

by Maelstrom September 23, 2004

Poor Girl Forehead

A condition exhibited in low-income caucasian teenage females in which the subject's forehead appears full, puffy, and covered in cheap makeup.

I left swiped that chick because of her unattractive poor girl forehead

by IOFT March 5, 2015

poor-people

poor-people:

pronunciation: pOOr-pEEoOple

definition: people who are really poor.

Those are some poor-people

by poor-people June 1, 2018

poorism

Poor-countries' tourism! Yes... double-flubble, fatfuck-ish Ugly American and European tourons take what has been called 'reality tours' in war-ravaged, piss-poor Third-World countries like Iraq, India, South Africa and Brazil to gawp at 'warscapes', shantytowns and poor people going about their everyday's measley lives!
See Counter Tourism, too.

'Poorism' and 'poorists' sound like some pro-poor, humanist philosophies made to benefit the poor and the underprivileged, but in reality it's you, richass Westerners getting your rocks off watching poor people live. Try to live with your own shitucopic lives you touronic fat filthy-rich fucks!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Poorn

Blue-collar porn, mostly celebs´ soft-porn pics, and boobs´ movie snippets.
The porn available to poor people.

Angelina Jolie?... poorn for the masses.

by rperazag July 27, 2010