The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.
It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
by Monghider July 2, 2020
Get the Midget punting mug.The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.
The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.
by nodistortion March 14, 2022
Get the Crab potting mug.Specifically when a male masturbates or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. Used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. The reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: They're parents are in the room, you're in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.
"Hey,"
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*
by HipstaSquirrel September 6, 2016
Get the I'm Petting My Dog mug.When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.
Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.
Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.
He gave his lunchlady a Kentucky klondike bar for as long as he could. It made sense for him to follow up with a Panamanian petting zoo.
by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006
Get the Panamanian petting zoo mug.Similar to the town bicycle, this is an individual, preferably female, who is promiscuous and will let any individual "pet" her.
by bomdiggabom April 13, 2011
Get the Petting Zoo Bitch mug.Placing food in a Crock-Pot and subsequently having sex until the food is done, usually for 4 to 6 hours. A post sex feast would ensue, thus providing fuel for more sex.
"What are you doing for spring break?"
"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."
"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."
by shirtlessphantom June 20, 2012
Get the Crock-Potting mug.a group of people who meet to give each other awards or compliments for the sole purpose of feeding their egos
I went to a town hall meeting and watched the aldermen thank each other for their hard work last year. It was a mutual back-patting society.
by noladoc April 26, 2014
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