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To pull a Sebastian

When you care too much about a girl you are dating and you are really self-conscious about it.
- Man, I really like this girl but I want to be casual about it.
- Yea, you don't want to pull a Sebastian.
by Pseudonym1343 February 21, 2015
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Pull out a plum

1. After anal intercourse having a piece of fecal material stuck to your penis.

2. After vaginal intercourse having a clot of blood on your penis, presumably from the woman having recently had or is still on her period.

Etymology: Nursery Rhyme Little Jack Horner
Tom: Fuck my ass.
Kevin: OK.
(after just finishing)
Kevin: You dirty fuck Tom, you made me pull out a plum. Now I have to go wash your shit off of my dick.
Tom: Occupational hazard, you faggot.
by Skateboy66 May 11, 2009
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Polly Nichols

(August 26, 1845-August 31, 1888) The first recognized victim of Jack the Ripper. Born Mary Ann Walker in Whitechapel, known as "Polly" by her friends and family, she married William Nichols in 1864 and had five children with him (Edward John, born 1866; Percy George, born 1868; Alice Esther, born 1870; Eliza Sarah, born 1877; and Henry Alfred, born 1879).

In 1881, they separated; Polly's father, Edward, accused William of having an affair with the midwife during Polly's last pregnancy while William argued that their marriage continued for three years after the affair and accused Polly of leaving him at least four times; each time they reconciled, he claimed, she began drinking again. Whatever the story, young Edward Nichols was estranged from his father and lived with grandfather Edward; at his mother's funeral, the young man refused to associate with William.
William was still obliged to send financial support to his wife, but when he found in 1882 that she sometimes turned to prostitution, he refused to send any more.
Polly became an alcoholic drifter, trapped in a cycle of doss-houses, workhouses, drinking, prostitution, and wearing out her welcome with relatives.
At age 43 and five-foot-two, Polly Nichols could pass for ten years younger; she had greying dark-brown hair, high cheekbones, brown eyes, and olive skin. She was well-liked by friends and was pitied by many. Still, she was arrested for drunken and disorderly conduct, placed in workhouses for sleeping on the streets, and lived off of charity and casual prostitution.

On her last day, August 30 of 1888, she had three clients, but her taste for gin overruled; she'd told a friend an hour before her murder that she'd earned money for a bed three times over and she drank all the money away. She arrived at the doss-house at 1:30 AM, drunk and penniless. But she felt very confident about finding another client because she was wearing a new hat and felt she looked very pretty; she was drunk, she was missing five front teeth, but she declared, "See what a jolly bonnet I've got!"

She was found on the sidewalk of Buck's Row by two workers at 3:40 AM, she'd been dead for about 20 minutes. Her skirts were pulled up almost to her waist. Her throat had been cut and, later in the mortuary, it was found that she'd been slit open from groin to sternum and her vulva stabbed.
At Polly's inquest, Edward Walker said of his daughter, "I don't think she had any enemies; she was too good for that."
by Lorelili October 7, 2012
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Basically, you're stupid and/or annoying, and your existence is an embarrassment and a disgrace to humanity.

Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.
"LIK OMG DID U C TEH NEW MOVIE?? BKBBUFPKYDKY DIES!!!!"

"... Your dad should have pulled out."

"LOL!!!1!"
by Ima Linguist October 16, 2018
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pull a Zewald

To pretend you have to leave early just to get rid of annoying person in the pub. Upon leaving the pub, make sure all your friends go in one direction and the annoying person in the other. When he/she is out of sight, it's safe to go back in a have a good time with your friends!
Man, who invited X, we had to pull a Zewald on the annoying bastard!
Good fun after he left though.
by Milanifan October 25, 2010
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pull a kanye

to pull a kanye is to rudely interupt someone
esp. when by doing so you take the moment away from them or steal the limelight
this is derived from MTV's VMAs 2009 when Kanye West famously got on stage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for 'best female artist video' and took the microphone from her stating that Beyonce instead deserved the award.
Paul: yo did you see that dude pull a kanye last night?

Steve: yeah he really ruined the night for that little girl

I was at a really boring awards ceremony last night and almost couldn't resist getting onstage to pull a kanye
by chad.wilko September 16, 2009
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pull you

That’s used for asking if they could hook up with you
“Hey can I pull you?”
“Nah That’s kinda sus
by Billybobby997 October 6, 2020
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