trip puke

When you're going to go to do something or talk to someone but you accidentally trip then vomit quickly after. Occasionally happens if you're going to go told with your crush

Jim was going to go talk to Sally he completely trip puked and embarrassed himself!

by Betty whites left nipple February 15, 2016

avocado puke

mashed up avocado with no added condiments or seasoning

This guacamole is so plain - it's basically avocado puke.

by JambaJay April 03, 2020

Puke Slut

A woman (Or man, if yk yk) who eats something before gagging on a cock, causing her (or him) to throw up.

(Act 1): Male of female eats
-Fast forward-
(Act 2): Male or female gagging on huge cock
(Act 2.5): Male of Female throws up
(Act 3): Eating + Gagging on cock = Throwing up = Puke Slut

by S4KUR4TH3CH3RRYBL0SS0M1D10T April 16, 2024

puke dicked

When a girl is throwing up & you go from behind & put it in her ass.

Last night my girlfriend was so hammered that when she bent over to hurl I puke dicked her right in the ass.

by Big P. Bob November 03, 2017

Puke Moses

If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.

How can we get out of this packed crowd nobody is moving?

- Puke Moses your way through

by Deviantmind Mich November 05, 2017

Panty Puke

(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.

Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Puked Moment

A moment of severe stupidity and genuine idiocy

Dude you think dreams manhunts are real. That's such a puked moment

by HysteriaMC June 15, 2022