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Pretzel wank

An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.

2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017
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Pretzel

When two beings contort and twist their body into the shape of a pretzel and join up at the vagina and penis.
by CoolMan3667 February 21, 2013
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Pretzeled

A Valentine’s Day word to spread love all across the world towards people who might feel sad or unloved.
Rose: “Amy was pretzeled the other day!”
Ben: “Pretzeled? What’s that?”
Rose: “It’s when you send love to someone for Valentine’s Day, so no one feels lonely”
by Heartpretzel February 14, 2023
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Pretzel

Noun ( pret-zuhl )

A bread made of dough and shaped like a knot.
A pretzel was on a napkin.
by JulianDB December 15, 2016
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pretzel fight

six men intertwining their penises
hey man, wanna have a pretzel fight with the bros?

sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised
by slay.xyr December 18, 2021
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Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 5, 2021
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