christmas presents

people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning

I would like to have Daniel and Aj under my tree as christmas presents.

by nigelisgod November 29, 2010

preening

when females partake in the use of marijuana smoking, particularly, when only in the presence of other females. smoking is often accompanied with other feminine activities such as eating chocolate, painting nails, watching chickflicks, etc. word origin: pretty + greening.

S: What are you up to tonight, homegirl?
I: Oh, me and the gals are going to be preening. Care to join?
S: Sure! I'll bring a romantic comedy.

by sharmina December 11, 2010

Precent

Pretty decent.

"How was the gatho last night?"
"It was precent aye"

by jmals April 27, 2014

Preten

A Pre-ten is a female/male who is rated a 10 before any makeup or image altering. A "Natural 10". Opposite that of a "Pretend" also considered a "Posten" one who in which gains a 10 status only after makeup.

Seen shorty the other day without any makeup on... the girl is definitely a preten. So fine even all natural.

by Natty High April 8, 2020

looking for presents

term used by the union when walking around mitchell (normally at night).

the term looking for presents was created by union member Justin

what should we do? lets go looking for presents

by little cactus November 10, 2003

playing pretend daddy

when a man is staying up with a woman who has children and is only there to get some and has no intention of being a father figure.

He is stayin there playing pretend Daddy, even though he has no intense in her children

by Julie Garcia October 3, 2007

Pretendonitis

What retarded people use as an excuse to get out of doing any kind of physical activity or therapy

“Sorry coach, I have a severe case of pretendonitis so I CAN’T play dodgeball!”

by Spikethemad712 May 24, 2018