Pretend

Something I don't have to do because you're a bunch of cunts running a sex cult out of a group home for cripples. I don't who wants what. Your inability to compartmentalize is not a reflection on my morality.

I'm not going to pretend to care about labels. You people are all evil and if I have to worse than evil to make sure you don't get out of this unscathed then you aren't giving me much of choice. Letting the whore fuck the retard instead of me was your choice. My choice will be whatever I have to do to punish as many people as possible for the existence of this place.

by Hym Iam November 21, 2020

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pre·tned Audio pronunciation of "pretned" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prt-ned)
v. pre·tned·end, pre·tned·ning, pre·tnedzor
v. tr.

1. To give a false appearance of (in l33t); feign: You had to pretned you w3rn't a reral n00b
2. To claim or allege insincerely or falsely (in l33t); prof3ss: doesn't pretned t0 be l33t.
3. To represent not reral in play (in l33t); make believe: pretneded they were settin' up da bomb.
4. To take upon oneself (in l33t); venture: I cannot pretned t0 say that you sux0r.

by annonomysss December 12, 2004

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Pretender

The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.

Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.

Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.

by karatekidllll June 22, 2009

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