posi thuggin

short for positivity, a term used often by people who want to keep life positive and/or happy. commonly refferd too in the style of hardcore music. or you can also say possi thuggin!

dawg did you hear prpwoe is posi thuggin!

no way your posi thuggin!

by prpwoe January 4, 2019

Posiedon's ball duty

The act of receiving the brunt posiedon's kiss primarily with one's balls. Often a side effect of constipation

Bro #1: Dude, I ate too many bananas yesterday and this morning experienced posiedon's ball duty!
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...

by John Dictionary January 20, 2019

posick

posick is a type of person who is often neglected in life and has micro penis syndrome

I feel bad for that posick over there no one likes him.

by big dick tim April 5, 2019

Positively Decent

When something is too decent it has to be positively decent

Damn bro that golf shot was positively decent.

by decently positive August 1, 2020

positively depressing

positively depressing is when a song has a good message but the music and tone of the song sounds depressing or sad or when a depressing song has a happy tune and music

person 1: hey have you heard this song before?
person 2: yea its pretty positively depressing

by countryhumans_addict May 10, 2020

positionsig

the best editor on tiktok and the best mutual one could ask for. 🤑 they’re super sweet and their username is so iconic that it can be used as slang to show extreme awesomeness.

person 1: omg that party was off the hook!
person 2: dont you mean that party was positionsig?

by positionsigfanpage June 28, 2021

Positive Ramming

A term which is euphemism for "intentional spreading of HIV", also called Pozzing. Given the self-loathing put upon gay males during the AIDS epidemic and by Christians' obsession with sodomy in exclusion to a loving relationship, the act is popular among the gay fetishes.

This would be an issue if there were not also Positive Slamming individuals, or males self described as Bug Catchers, who get a high off taking these positive rammings thus taking the majority share of the viral loads. It is of mild concern to Infectious Disease Specialists who have Christians and the media via gay males to thank for a never-Ending supply of mutations of the immunological depressing virus, only because it's thier job.

For the "plague spreading abominations" from the 80s and 90s, more commonly now referred to a "gays", it is a prophecy of self-fulfillment, given by Christ through the lies of Christians and the news outlets: pestilence spread in the name of sexual satisfaction to god's chagrin by revelations of the sickness HIV by process of actualized defamation.
Despite the name, only the forgiving followers of Christ truly consider this deadly onus/sexual taboo as a good thing.

"Man: I hate to get another positive ramming... my current strain is treatable by my medication."
"Man's Christian Mother: As I told you, you are a sick pervert, you filthy faggot. If you had listened to me that man you 'fell in love with' would be the prophet instead of that abomination you have become just like."
"Man: I think I have a fever."
"Man's Christian Mother: You'll be burning in hell
for eternity for your crime against nature, so might as well go be the sodomite you are and burn on earth too."

"Man: Yes ma'am..."

by FaqBasher January 12, 2022