poptart

A poptart refers to a person whos musical, fashion and other tastes is dependant on what is popular at the time.
For example people whom only listen to Top40, throw out their CD's when they aren't in anymore and rate their clothes by which famous people wear similar styles not on what they like.
People who only like music made in the last 5 years are poptarts, also known as posers.

That guy dresses like a Goth but he listens to Simple Plan, what a poptart.

That girl only listens to INXS because they had a show on MTV, she is a poptart.

EMINEMs fans are all poptarts.

by Monseiur Valentine December 28, 2005

Rusty Poptart

Done while engaging in sexual activities.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.

Damn, Jake just ate a rusty poptart...

by Tasty_Skittles August 2, 2008

homie g poptart

Slang for friend or homie

"whats up homie g poptart?"

by smothered fries August 4, 2009

poptab

when something is new, or cool.

that shit is so poptab.

by mrmr515151 October 11, 2008

poptart

meaning, good friend, crazy people, use to mean retared but changed it to friends be silly

that poptart danced in front of the whole school

by ashley_allthat January 18, 2007

POPTART

Poptart is when a girl with a really long CLIT takes a peice of string and ties one end to her clit and the other end to a doorknob. then slams the door shut as hard as humanly possible.

AAHHHHHH!! THAT POPTART HURT SOO GOOD..

by PUSSYLUVR May 1, 2010

poptart

The calling or naming someone a hore with an erection

Girl: Mommy mommy i want the new Brittany Spears album!!
Mom: No don't listen to that poptart. She is a bad influence.

by SoulEater79 May 14, 2010